Friend, I believe he has an engine capacitor stashed somewhere nearby! It's yours!" " Ah, you've met Lionel! How are you, Lionel?" " Why hello, person! I am feeling very good today and not dead from thirst! How are you?" Go talk to them, but be careful - if you step on the flat sands out there, the sand grubs will hear you and eat you and then you won't be able to hang out with me." Well, my other friends out in the flats might have some sandskiff parts for you. "Oh no, did my sandskiff just randomly explode, forcing you to stay in Oasis and hang out with me some more? Darn. Use mine - it is the least I can do for the stranger who saved the many living people of my town! Oh, you're so cool." She's set up in Wurmwater - you'll need a sand-skiff to reach her. "If you're looking for the treasure of the sands, you want to talk to Captain Scarlett. Or maybe both! Come find me in Wurmwater, yeah?" So, we've got two options: we can work together and split the treasure, or we could just try to kill one another. "What's that ruckus coming from Oasis? Oh - is that a Vault Hunter I see? I'm Captain Scarlett, and something tells me you're here for the treasure, same as I am. "I am Shade, and you - YOU are the coolest person I have ever seen. "Thank you so very much, my friend! Yes, yesyesyes! Now that my water is safe, let us chat in person! Like people." "Hey, Shade! Give us the water and Sandman won't use your ribcage like a hat rack!" Now, if you could please SAVE ME FROM THE FILTHY SAND PIRATES TRYING TO STEAL MY WATER!" "Welcome to my lovely town of Oasis, stranger. "Your life's gonna be succinct, you dirty little orphan." Of the Vault Hunters who journeyed to the desert town of Oasis, not knowing the horrors that would befall them. Of a pirate queen, courageous and deadly, who would stop at nothing to find it. Of a prize so great, that men would turn the sands red in pursuit of it. No, this is how you start a story: legends speak of Captain Blade's Lost Treasure of the Sands. "And I think you're not getting fed this week. "No, no no - that's not how you start a story!" "A long time ago, there was a big pile of treasure in the desert, and the vault hunters found it and killed all the bad guys the end." Continued abuse of our services will cause your IP address to be blocked indefinitely.The following Dialog was leaked allegedly belonging to the Pirate's Booty DLC in Borderlands 2: Please fill out the CAPTCHA below and then click the button to indicate that you agree to these terms. If you wish to be unblocked, you must agree that you will take immediate steps to rectify this issue. If you do not understand what is causing this behavior, please contact us here. If you promise to stop (by clicking the Agree button below), we'll unblock your connection for now, but we will immediately re-block it if we detect additional bad behavior.
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